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Straight Talk in a Crooked World
Seen in an unnamed store in an unnamed location yesterday… I love holidays. There’s one to celebrate every day. Today, for example, is Run it Up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day. Tomorrow, January 3rd, is Festival of Sleep Day (yes!!) and Fruitcake Toss Day. But this display was just too much. Each holiday […]
Read More It’s All Running TogetherThis fierce man of metal has stood guard on the west side of SR 169 in Maple Valley for years. He guards a picturesque pasture between the Red Dog, the local dive bar, and the Seattle Agility Center. Normally this burly denizen has a rather robotic-looking, nutsy and boltsy sort of head. He now appears […]
Read More You Shall Not Pass!Okay, so you’ve probably already seen it on Facebook. This is just too funny not to post. Yeah, I once got a rake, and I killed a snowman.
Read More NFL 2015 Bad Lip ReadingGO TELL THE REST OF US… IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE FESTIVUS… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yrFIU21T8c Whew, I’m getting this post up at the last minute. Happy Festivus to all! If you haven’t yet set out your bare aluminum pole, aired your grievances, and engaged in of feats of strength after downing some meatloaf, what are you waiting for? […]
Read More Festivus 2014!“EEEELLLEeeccccCCHH!! What is THAT?!!” It started one overcast, drizzly day as we were cleaning out the fridge specifically for the use of the Records Division of the police department. Thanks to the benevolence of a coworker and her husband, who worked in the beverage industry, we had acquired a dedicated fridge on our end of […]
Read More The Tangerine ManSo what are you doing next month in mid-August? How about a little Gemau Byd Arallddweisol in Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales? For years I’ve wanted to host an absolutely ridiculous annual event compromised of guests in random costumes competing in contests of our own creation. Fastest Slip N’Slider covered in Crisco, perhaps, or blindfolded adult tricycle racing. […]
Read More The World Alternative GamesJune 1st through 7th is National CPR and AED Awareness Week. You can visit the Red Cross website to find out how to become CPR certified. Having just renewed my certification, I was reminded of this classic scene from Dumb and Dumber when Harry and Lloyd attempt CPR on the hitman who’s been tracking them.
Read More CPR and AED Awareness WeekEntirely Pets has come out with a cool new product that can greatly improve communication between you and your dog. In March they introduced a revolutionary product sure to bring canine transportation into the 21st century.
Read More YamadaTech Translator CollarOkay. If you haven’t heard it already, you will. Everything is Awesome, the theme song to The LEGO Movie, will probably never leave your head. It’s… awesome.
Read More Everything is AwesomeA coworker shared this SportsCenter clip today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBKX2RV3Ajw Just a few more days before Seattle will be hoisting the Vince Lombardi trophy high… Speaking of which, given the growing discontent with how the legalization of marijuana is being implemented– Seattle-area residents of all ages and our pets now get to walk through clouds of nauseating […]
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